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Monday
Mar242008

I AM A FARMER NOW

Screw the world!
I'm a farmer now!
I plowed up my front yard and planted FOOD.
Henceforth, I shall spring LIFE from LAND!!
I shall bring FLORA to what once was VOID!
I shall BURGEON and HARVEST my crop!!
And I shall reap. In the name of Dimitra, GODDESS OF CORN... I SHALL REAP.
I will REAP my organic CHILDREN just as The Great Reaper reaps the SLAIN!
TAKE HEED my fellow enemies,
I AM NOW A FARMER!!!
And I SHALL FEAST!!!
(raising pitchfork in the air while lightning strikes it)
I SHHAALLLLL FFFEEAASSSSTTTTT!!!!!!
Okra Power! Tomatoe Power! Green Beans Power! Carrots Power!
Onions Power! Spinach Power! Squash Power! Peas Power!
White Sweet Corn Power! Strawberry Power! Potato Power!
FARM FEAST POWER, TWO THOUSAND EIGHT!
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Reader Comments (1)

I want some home grown tomatoes with salt and basil.

-Angela

April 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAngela

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