Like An Upside Down Lawn Mower

Made this yesterday...

It started pouring down rain while I was working in the garden with
the potting soil.
I ran inside seeking shelter,
and noticed the camera was still mounted on
the tripod from a previous shoot.

So, I snapped a couple shots by the front door
in that nice, stormy twilight.

I look like a coal miner.

If you look at it with the right eyes, I think the top picture could very easily be an old man.

It's going on my car.

With how ridiculous the 2 party system has become,
I've decided to start campaigning
for a weird presidential candidate from 1988.

Come on baby! Let's go ALL THE WAY!!!

Apparently, between now and the last time I bought detergent,
a massive change occurred within the laundry industry.
MASSIVE CHANGE, people.
MASSIVE.
SOOOOOOOO massive.
Im surprised it's not all over the news right now,
smashed right there between the murders, the rape victims,
and the tiny local girl
who won the big horse jumping contest.

Big news indeed, people.
So big.

Like an easter egg full
of gun powder
sitting under a magnifying glass
on the roof of a double decker bus.

(not sure where that came from... it just popped in there)

Yes sir... laundry will never be the same.

All of a sudden,
you can buy a detergent bottle
(any brand, mind you)
with
a
TAP.

Yes. A tap! Now you don't have to lift the bottle anymore.
And you can keep your Franzia next to the Gain and
everything will look
FINE.

Big news people.
So, so, so, so big.

Stayed up all night and made this.

All footage copyright Derek Doublin.