Like An Upside Down Lawn Mower

I don't have a lot of phobias and I seem to have less and less the older I get.
But I do have one phobia that has maintained its potency since I was a child and that is my fear of heights.

There are moments in this simple video that make my adrenaline SPIKE.
Just wait until the middle...

You know... life is a crazy thing.

One day you're out in the country, hanging out at a junk yard, watching cars get crushed while eating lunch next to a man with no arms, and then the next day you're in Hollywood, on the set of a national television show, drinking "Sex on The Beach", and talking to TV celebs about the planet Mars.

What the hell is going on here?

If you were to put my life down on paper,
it would look like one giant
scribble.

It makes about that much sense.

Another part of my "90 Seconds or Shorter" series.

And here come the strawberries!
Had some for breakfast this morning.

Click each thumbnail to view pictures of my
luscious, delicious, nutritious, children.