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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v4.1.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sat, 17 May 2008 17:22:39 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/"><rss:title>Journal</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2008-05-17T17:22:39Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v4.1.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/12/the-peace-of-a-pitch-black-mind-surrounded-by-life-and-color.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/8/too-strange-to-predict.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/4/created-this-the-other-day.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/1/garden.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/26/postcard-of-a-country-dinosaur-w-sound.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/24/cant-stop-thinking-about-it-refusing-to-think-about-it.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/23/just-got-this-today-on-ebay.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/21/huge-news.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/20/driving-to-the-perimeter-of-an-oklahoma-nightmare.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/20/for-a-friend.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/12/the-peace-of-a-pitch-black-mind-surrounded-by-life-and-color.html"><rss:title>The peace of a pitch black mind, surrounded by life and color...</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/12/the-peace-of-a-pitch-black-mind-surrounded-by-life-and-color.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Derek Doublin</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T04:26:32Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=49235" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"> <param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=325a5c8dfe&amp;photo_id=2484028944"></param> <param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=49235"></param> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"></param> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=49235" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=325a5c8dfe&amp;photo_id=2484028944" height="300" width="400"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/8/too-strange-to-predict.html"><rss:title>Too Strange to Predict</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/8/too-strange-to-predict.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Derek Doublin</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-08T03:01:12Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know... life is a crazy thing.</p>

<p>One day you're out in the country, hanging out at a junk yard, watching cars get crushed while eating lunch next to a man with no arms, and then the next day you're in Hollywood, on the set of a national television show, drinking "Sex on The Beach", and talking to TV celebs about the planet Mars.</p>

<p>What the hell is going on here?</p>

<p>If you were to put my life down on paper,<br />
it would look like one giant<br />
scribble.</p>

<p>It makes about that much sense.<br />
<span class="full-image-float-left"><img src="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/storage/scribble.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1210217318143" alt="scribble.jpg" title="scribble.jpg"/></span></p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/4/created-this-the-other-day.html"><rss:title>Created this the other day...</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/4/created-this-the-other-day.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Derek Doublin</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-04T20:29:56Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another part of my "90 Seconds or Shorter" series.</p>

<p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=49235" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"> <param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=76df67781c&amp;photo_id=2464143490"></param> <param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=49235"></param> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"></param> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=49235" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=76df67781c&amp;photo_id=2464143490" height="300" width="400"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/1/garden.html"><rss:title>Garden</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/5/1/garden.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Derek Doublin</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-01T21:01:29Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And here come the strawberries!<br />
Had some for breakfast this morning.<br />
<span class="thumbnail-image-float-none"><a href="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fstrawberry3.jpg&amp;imageTitle=1958645-1535325-thumbnail.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=900,height=599,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no'); return false;"><img src="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/storage/thumbnails/1958645-1535325-thumbnail.jpg" alt="1958645-1535325-thumbnail.jpg" title="1958645-1535325-thumbnail.jpg"/></a></span>
<span class="thumbnail-image-float-none"><a href="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fstrawberry1.jpg&amp;imageTitle=1958645-1535327-thumbnail.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=900,height=599,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no'); return false;"><img src="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/storage/thumbnails/1958645-1535327-thumbnail.jpg" alt="1958645-1535327-thumbnail.jpg" title="1958645-1535327-thumbnail.jpg"/></a></span>
<span class="thumbnail-image-float-none"><a href="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fstrawberry2.jpg&amp;imageTitle=1958645-1535330-thumbnail.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=900,height=599,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no'); return false;"><img src="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/storage/thumbnails/1958645-1535330-thumbnail.jpg" alt="1958645-1535330-thumbnail.jpg" title="1958645-1535330-thumbnail.jpg"/></a></span><br />
Click each thumbnail to view pictures of my<br />
luscious, delicious, nutritious, children.</p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/26/postcard-of-a-country-dinosaur-w-sound.html"><rss:title>Postcard of a Country Dinosaur w/ Sound</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/26/postcard-of-a-country-dinosaur-w-sound.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Derek Doublin</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-26T21:47:49Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Made this yesterday...<br />
<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=49235" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"> <param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=066ae0efea&amp;photo_id=2443949058"></param> <param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=49235"></param> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"></param> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=49235" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=066ae0efea&amp;photo_id=2443949058" height="300" width="400"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/24/cant-stop-thinking-about-it-refusing-to-think-about-it.html"><rss:title>Can't Stop Thinking About It - Refusing to Think About It</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/24/cant-stop-thinking-about-it-refusing-to-think-about-it.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Derek Doublin</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-24T02:11:37Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It started pouring down rain while I was working in the garden with<br />
the potting soil.<br />
I ran inside seeking shelter,<br />
and noticed the camera was still mounted on<br />
the tripod from a previous shoot.</p>

<p>So, I snapped a couple shots by the front door<br />
in that nice, stormy twilight.</p>

<p>I look like a coal miner.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/derekdoublin/2437892588/" title="Damn. Can't Stop Thinking About It. by Good Ol' Country Mouse, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2437892588_0efb83a3a4.jpg" width="436" height="411" alt="Damn. Can't Stop Thinking About It." /></a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/derekdoublin/2438517104/" title="Refusing to Think About It. by Good Ol' Country Mouse, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2243/2438517104_160aaa9bc2.jpg" width="436" height="411" alt="Refusing to Think About It." /></a></p>

<p>If you look at it with the right eyes, I think the top picture could very easily be an old man.<br /></p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/23/just-got-this-today-on-ebay.html"><rss:title>Just Got This Today on Ebay</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/23/just-got-this-today-on-ebay.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Derek Doublin</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-23T22:55:55Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's going on my car.<br />
<span class="full-image-float-none"><img src="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/storage/11fe_1.JPG" alt="11fe_1.JPG" title="11fe_1.JPG"/></span></p>

<p>With how ridiculous the 2 party system has become,<br />
I've decided to start campaigning<br />
for a weird presidential candidate from 1988.</p>

<p>Come on baby!  Let's go <span class="caps">ALL THE WAY</span>!!!</p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/21/huge-news.html"><rss:title>HUGE NEWS</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/21/huge-news.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Derek Doublin</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-21T23:53:37Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Ramblings</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently, between now and the last time I bought detergent,<br />
a massive change occurred within the laundry industry.<br />
<em><span class="caps">MASSIVE CHANGE, </span>people.</em><br />
<strong><span class="caps">MASSIVE.</span></strong><br />
<u><span class="caps">SOOOOOOOO</span></u> <span class="sizeLess20">massive</span>.<br />
Im surprised it's not all over the news right now,<br />
smashed right there between the murders, the rape victims,<br />
and the tiny local girl<br />
who won the big horse jumping contest.</p>

<p>Big news indeed, people.<br />
So <span class="sizeLess20">big</span>.</p>

<p>Like an easter egg full<br />
of gun powder<br />
sitting under a magnifying glass<br />
on the roof of a double decker bus.</p>

<p>(not sure where that came from... it just popped in there)</p>

<p>Yes sir... laundry will never be the same.</p>

<p>All of a sudden,<br />
you can buy a detergent bottle<br />
(any brand, mind you)<br />
with<br />
a<br />
<span class="caps">TAP.</span></p>

<p>Yes.  A tap!  Now you don't have to lift the bottle anymore.<br />
And you can keep your Franzia next to the Gain and<br />
everything will look<br />
<span class="caps">FINE.</span></p>

<p>Big news people.<br />
So, so, so, so <span class="sizeLess20">big</span>.</p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/20/driving-to-the-perimeter-of-an-oklahoma-nightmare.html"><rss:title>Driving to the Perimeter of an Oklahoma Nightmare</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/20/driving-to-the-perimeter-of-an-oklahoma-nightmare.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Derek Doublin</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-20T10:29:54Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stayed up all night and made this.</p>

<p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=1.173" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"> <param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=0b45537a6a&amp;photo_id=2427726436"></param> <param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=1.173"></param> <param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"></param> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=1.173" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=0b45537a6a&amp;photo_id=2427726436" height="300" width="400"></embed></object></p>

<p>All footage copyright Derek Doublin.</p>
]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/20/for-a-friend.html"><rss:title>for a friend...</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/blog/2008/4/20/for-a-friend.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Derek Doublin</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-20T09:26:54Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this blog entry<br />
is for<br />
an old best friend.</p>

<p>just wanted you to know,<br />
even though i'm not around anymore,<br />
i still love you<br />
and i still<br />
believe in you.</p>

<p><span class="caps">DON'T GIVE</span> UP<br />
and<br />
don't change (too much).</p>

<p>i love you, ol' stumbly.</p>

<p>-derek</p>

<p> <br />
<span class="full-image-float-none"><img src="http://www.upsidedownlawnmower.com/storage/060705-mouse-frog_big.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1208684036306" alt="060705-mouse-frog_big.jpg" title="060705-mouse-frog_big.jpg"/></span><br />frins.</p>
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