Like An Upside Down Lawn Mower

Ramblings from a scissor-tailed flycatcher, a creature of the heartland, reporting on tornadoes, madness, & endless sky.
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    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License. Copyright & Patent Pending; 2008, DEREK DOUBLIN. All rights reserved.
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    Get off my lawn. And please hug me. Please, please hug me. And while you're walking over here, could you make me a Cape Cod?
    Thanks. You're the best. If there's no clean glasses, just pour it in a ziploc bag. Cranberry juice is in the fridge, vodka's in the bar.
    All I have is Seagram's Grape Vodka. I thought I'd try something new. I kind of like it. Say... what did you say your name was again?
    Petunia?