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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License. Copyright & Patent Pending; 2008, DEREK DOUBLIN. All rights reserved. Reserved rights for all. You should have reservations about your rights. You should have reservations about reading any of this. Get off my lawn. And please hug me. Please, please hug me. And while you're walking over here, could you make me a Cape Cod? Thanks. You're the best. If there's no clean glasses, just pour it in a ziploc bag. Cranberry juice is in the fridge, vodka's in the bar. All I have is Seagram's Grape Vodka. I thought I'd try something new. I kind of like it. Say... what did you say your name was again? Petunia?