the rules say:
DON'T RUN WITH SCISSORS.
but what about really sharp, pointy sticks? like chopsticks?
it seems like they never updated the rule book.
i think it's the same book they've
been using since scissors were first invented and
sharp things simply didn't exist until then.
the rules also say:
DON'T USE A HAIR DRYER IN THE BATHTUB.
even with no water in the tub?
DON'T RUN NEXT TO THE POOL.
what if i'm being chased by a murderer?
DON'T STICK ANYTHING INTO THE MOUTH OF
SOMEONE HAVING A SEIZURE.
it never occured to me to do this and
now i'm super curious.
DON'T CRY OVER SPILLED MILK.
what if the milk killed my brother?
ALWAYS LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE.
what if they're sleeping on your arm and
cutting off the circulation?