The Things you Are! — Like an Upside Down Lawnmower

you're the fittest hog on the pig farm.

you're the cleanest bum by the bridge.

you're the nicest rapist in prison.

you're the hottest milk in the fridge.

and of all the horrible things there are,

you're the best of those horrible things.

you're the fanciest truck stop bathroom,

with the prettiest shower rings.