- To read a book and retain its knowledge is admirable.
But to stab someone with a book, and break through the skin,
is down right impressive.
- All artists dip their brush into their own soul,
and paint their own nature into their pictures.
Except, of course, the artists that paint pictures of fruit.
They dip their brush in their ass.
- There is nothing more more noble than to take a bullet for a friend,
while pushing a child away from a speeding car,
while shedding all material possessions...
- What did God do on the 7th day?
The bible says he rested.
But I have a pretty strong feeling he was making paper mache pumpkins.